Playing Music

So I was downstairs, just last night watching some tv when my dad yells :
"Kate, you're phone or email's playing music!"
I responded," Dad, it's my phone. Email's don't play music!"

Change

So I went to Tim Hortons the other day, with a friend and he decided he wanted something to drink. He paid the worker and turned to me and said, with a loss of vocabulary it seems:
"I'm not good at measuring change today"

Has the Baby Dropped?

*The names of the guilty are being protected and replaced by the name Jane Doe*

So I went to church the other day with Jane. We we're sitting in our usual spot at the back of the church when she spotted the Pastor's wife and decided to say hi. The Pastor and his wife we're a young couple, with an adorable little girl and another on the way. So Jane and the Pastor's wife exchange hellos.
Jane asks," So Pastor's wife, has the baby dropped yet? "
The pastor's wife looks very confused and stands there in silence.
"The doctors usually say that the baby drops before you give birth, have you noticed?" asks Jane.
The Pastor's wife looks more confused. Finally she responds,"I don't know what you're talking about, but the baby is over there!"

I'm at the End of My Rope

One day, in sunny Miramichi, Melissa and I were driving around in downtown Newcastle with the music blaring lots of awesome Christian Rap. KJ-52's song End of my Rope came on and I blared it even more out my speakers. We were singing/yelling away to the song when suddenly Melissa turns down the song to no volume.
"Why did you do that," I asked.
"We're passing a funeral, it's disrespectful." said Melissa.
"Oh, Ok."said I.
We waited a few moments later until we drove by and then I cranked it up again. Then she said:
"Besides, End of My Rope is an innapropriate song to play passing a funeral anyway. What happens if it was a sucide!!!"

The Birds and the Bees

While looking through some tshirt designs on Threadless.com I came across this one...

"Bipedifile!! "

I was working away at one of the projects at work, trying to get scenes to Xref. The computer just wasn't handling the scenes very well because they were quite massive, so I had to turn off their meshes, so that there were only bipeds that remained. Quite frustrated that the computer had serisous lag issues I say:

" Dammit, I just want to see my bipeds without clothes on!"

Melissa walks up and says:

"Katelynn, likes bare biped butts. "

Then, out of nowhere, all I hear:

" You Bipedifile!"

..another smartass remark brought to you by Dave.

"I like cooking breakfast for my family"..."I love Jesus!"

Watching an episode of the Gilmore Girls about an old house being turned into a local museum, two of the quotes of a modern day Stars Hollow family stuck...

Mother - "I love cooking breakfast for my family"

Little Boy - "I love Jesus!"